Friday, October 20, 2006

Invisibility Cloak

Scientists breathlessly announced today the invention of an invisibility cloak that can hide anything placed inside it. Although no pictures were released, it is believed the cloak is based on enemy technology captured during the war in Afghanistan.

Still needed... an invisibility cloak to hide the invisibility cloak.

Actually, the article indicates the cloak only works on microwaves. That will be handy when we need to attack a frozen dinner factory.

In college I had a friend who worked on a frozen dinner assembly line. His job was to ensure the vacu-formed chicken patties were in their proper compartment in the plastic trays. His job title was "meat adjuster".

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