It's Fashion Week and designers around the world are unleashing their new creations.
During Fashion Week, the model shortage is so severe that even a model whose eyeball has to be mechanically held in place is called up from the reserves.
Hey Lady, you've got some toilet paper stuck to your... oh never mind.
Sadly, one model's career ended when she was swallowed whole by an evening gown and never seen again.
I don't think there's enough kleenex in all of New York City to plump those things up.
The legendary Ralph Lauren. Designs his own clothes and apparently... changes his own oil.
Ok, that was totally unnecessary. I mean the shirt.
Fashion Week continues below!