What the hell happened!?!
Who is responsible for this outrage?
I know black is supposed to be very slimming but there's something more going on here than the absence of a tank top.
Clearly, Republican rule has lasted too long. A Hollywood icon has taken on the form of Dick Cheney.
While I'm out back vomiting, you can read this non-surprising report from Reuters:
More Americans too fat for X-rays, scans
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - More and more obese people are unable to get full medical care because they are either too big to fit into scanners, or their fat is too dense for X-rays or sound waves to penetrate, radiologists reported on Tuesday.