Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Stephen Hawking's Good Night Nurse!



Top ten duties of Stephen Hawking's Nurse:

10 - Changing flat tires.
9 - Playing "which pocket are the car keys in?"
8 - Visual aid in lecture on "Curvature of Space."
7 - Optimizing his hard drive.
6 - Shouting "Run for your life! He's had two hit-and-runs already this month!"
5 - Private "Tea Time Movie" hostess
4 - Riding shotgun in Monster Wheelchair Rallies
3 - Listening to him say that Carl Sagan's "Big Bang" wasn't really all that big.
2 - Extension cord wrangler
1 - At bedtime, pressing CTRL-ALT-Delete .

2 comments:

Zach Brewster-Geisz said...

Boooo...

Robert said...

well, they can't all be gems!