Saturday, June 10, 2006

al-Zarqawi was framed

If I was going to make a presentation on a terrorist I had killed I'd just put his pic on some foam-core board and leave it at that. The knotty-pine frame... that's over the top. That's like something you'd hang on the wall of your hunting cabin in northern Minnesota.

Well, the seventy-two virgins (sixty-seven? I keep hearing different claims) are going to be disappointed with Abu al-Zarqawi when he shows up looking like this.

"Uh, Abu... you looked younger in your pics on the internet"

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